26th 06 - 2011 | no comment »

Dear DC Comics

Dear DC Comics,

Is it suddenly warm in the Fortress of Solitude? I see that, supes_relaunchas part of your re-launch in September, Superman will now have short sleeves. Last time I checked, it was cold in the Fortress.

I can understand why you would want Jim Lee to re-design all of your iconic characters. His Wonder Woman design, complete with pants and ‘80s bolero jacket, was so well-received last year. It was not the subject of scorn and ridicule at all. So it makes perfect sense that he should give Superman short-sleeves when Kal-El works in a sub-zero climate. I mean, people loved it in the ‘90s when Clark Kent had an ‘80s mullet, so I’m sure this short-sleeve thing is here to stay.supes-mullet

I also get that you don’t want to be #2 anymore. Apparently, Marvel, with their huge summer events, ridiculous kill-a-character stories, obvious pandering and of-the-moment cutting-edge-ness, consistently beats you in sales. (I also think that part of the reason Marvel is beating you is because they have gotten their head out of their butts with regard to making movies and this Summer have 3 movies to your 1 – but that’s a different matter entirely.)

I know that it’s all about sales.

But here is what I don’t understand. It appears that the new stories and revamped characters are aimed at people who are NOT reading your comics. Let’s get some new fans on-board. Let’s make some buyers out of these people who are just too scared to purchase Action Comics #899. “That’s just too many issues,” they must be saying! “I wouldn’t know where to begin!” “Now, if that was Action Comics #1, well, that would be a different story…”

But here’s my question: what about me? DC, you currently have me buying 5 Batman-related titles. Come September, that will decrease to 1. See, here’s the thing: Dick Grayson is my favorite character. I’ve followed him since I was a lad. I’ve watched him grow. I’ve watched him change in an organic, believable way. I didn’t ever need him to revert back to an earlier time or be younger. I liked it when he became a cop. And I loved it when he took over the role of Batman. It made sense. And it also felt like all those years I’d spent as a reader, believing that someday, this guy is going to be Batman, paid off. I have probably never been this happy as a reader.

nightwing2And Dick Grayson is the perfect example of why change is an OK concept to embrace in comic books. Fans liked him as Robin, but they were still fans when he turned over a new leaf as Nightwing. And judging by the letters in your new letter columns, they seem to like him as Batman too. I was going to write in months ago just to tell you what a great job you were doing with the Grayson character, but so many other people were doing so, that I didn’t feel I could come up with any new way to say it.grayson-batman

As you know, Dick is one of the only characters who has clearly and obviously changed over the years.

And I’ve followed him all the way. spidey-unmasksWhen Superman was dying and coming back to life, or Batman was being a jerk, or Wonder Woman was wearing a stupid jacket and pants, Dick was growing and changing in subtle ways that made sense. He didn’t need to un-mask or forget he was married like Spider-Man.

Dick didn’t ever need to be a ridiculous punch-line or headline, he just needed good storytelling. That’s what kept me reading.

But then, I knew it couldn’t last.

I’ve been devouring tales of, what Dan Didio called “the once and future Batman” with ravenous abandon because I knew, sooner or later, you would disappoint me and switch things back. So, come September, I’ll be picking up Nightwing and not all those other Batman books I was buying. One instead of five.

Because here’s what I’m getting at, DC: how about you make comics for ME? That sounds pretty bold, doesn’t it? Pretty self-centered? But listen, I’m the guy who goes to the comic shop religiously every week? I’m the guy who plunks down my hard-earned money every month to see what your characters are doing. I’m not the guy who’s not buying your books right now, who is apparently your target audience. I’m the guy who actually IS buying them. Without me, and many other dedicated readers, perhaps you would be #4 instead of #2.

So maybe, don’t spend so much time targeting the non-comic reader and thinking of ways to disappoint the regular buyers. Because, I’ll tell you a little secret: if you impress me with good stories, I’ll keep buying your comic books. That’s really all it takes. I don’t need hype. I don’t need events. I don’t need lame reinventions of iconic costumes. I don’t need you to kill characters you were always going to bring back to life. I don’t need people in wheelchairs to walk again.

I just need good stories.

And maybe for some of your artists to look around at what people are wearing these days so that we don’t get anymore outdated bolero jackets or mullets.  I mean, for God’s sake, Nighwing had a mullet in 1997 and that is just unacceptable.

As I recall, everyone was really happy with this costume, so...

As I recall, everyone was really happy with this costume, so...

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...it's about time he looked like this in the books.


19th 05 - 2011 | no comment »

Hey, Check Out This Cool Song!

Make friends with the Impossible Astronaut here.


24th 02 - 2011 | no comment »

Now That’s What I Call Themes 3!

Going back to our very first post here on The GUiDE, we’d just like to say, once again, we love it when we’re wrong.  Here are two more awesome themes:

1. Angry Old Man & Gay Teenage Runaway, by Rhett Miller

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2. Mr. Sunshine


8th 02 - 2011 | no comment »

Top 5 McNulty Moments

As voted by Senior Wire Analyst Adam Smith, Contributing Wire Contributor Scott Guthrie, and your Humble Editor.


30th 12 - 2010 | no comment »

A Few of My Favorite Things from 2010

In no particular order…

1.  New Teenage Fanclub!

2.  The Year We Had Dick Grayson As Our Only Batman

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3.  Paul Weller, “No Tears to Cry”

4.  How To Train Your Dragon

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5.  Justin Townes Earle at Smith’s Olde Bar, Atlanta

6.  Conan Returns!

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7.  Mavis Staples and Jeff Tweedy, “You Are Not Alone”

8.  Best Movie of the Year and It Wasn’t Even In 3D

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9.  The Old 97’s, “Every Night Is Friday Night Without You”

10.  Gus’ 90’s Sit-Com On Psych

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11.  The Avondale Playboys, “Key Chain”

12.  Michael Weston Gets His Old Job Back On Burn Notice

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13. Miss Blankenship on Mad Men

14.  U2’s Awesome Homage to Themselves

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18th 12 - 2010 | 30 comments »

This Is What I Like About U2

It’s just hard to fit them into a category.  I got this in an email from Live Nation about tickets for Bono & the Boys:

If you like U2, you might also like…
Buy Tickets
Sister Hazel | Dec 17 & 18 | House…
Buy Tickets
Pink Floyd Laser Spec.. | Feb 11 | House…


Buy Tickets
Kid Rock | Feb 26 | United Center


Buy Tickets
Gaelic Storm | Mar 11 & 12 | House of…


Now, I guess I can see the Irish connection with a band called Gaelic Storm.  OK.  But I can’t stand Kid Rock and he sounds NOTHING like U2.  Pink Floyd I guess is a big stadium act so maybe….  though Floyd ain’t on any of my playlists.  And someone will have to tell me if Sister Hazel sounds like U2 because I have no idea.  I’m guessing they don’t though.

The cool thing is that U2 doesn’t sound like ANY OTHER BAND.  That’s reason enough to love ‘em.

So, randomly, off the top of my head, let’s see if we can illustrate that point.  Here’s a clip from the current tour, one from my favorite albums.  No one else could make this sound.


10th 11 - 2010 | no comment »

This Ain’t Country-Western Music…

…it’s just soft rock feminist crap.

Those words come from Robbie Fulks’ classic song, “Fuck This Town,” about his stint in Nashville.  But more immediately, they come to mind with regards to this new movie:

No clips of Robbie’s tune on the Web that we could post in answer to this trailer, but here’s one of him doing another good one, “Let’s Kill Saturday Night:”

Long story short, you can’t just slap a pedal steel on something and call it country.  Just ’cause you’re wearing a cowboy hat don’t mean you’re singing country music.

However, we suspect that this new movie has something to do with our Facebook friend Cory Younts, (probably because he was posting pics from the premiere all night).  We don’t want to offend this amazing artist so here is a killer clip of Cory doing real country music, to satisfy your soul.  With JTE…


25th 10 - 2010 | 60 comments »

3 Themes That Are Rocking Our Socks

We love being proved wrong.  Not long ago, we wrote about how there are no awesome TV theme songs anymore, about how shows are eschewing themes and intros for more storytelling space.  But just when we were resigning ourselves to this frankly unacceptable fate, Television, our beloved TV, goes and proves us wrong.  Aww, we could never stay mad at you, TV!

1.  Bored to Death, by Jonathan Schwartzman

Written and performed by the series star.  Let’s not forget he was in Phantom Planet!

2.  Psych, by Friendly Indians

Sure, every episode offers detective hilarity but you also get the sweet taste of power-pop goodness every time, too.

3.  The Good Guys, by Locksley

Creator Matt Nix makes up for not having a theme/intro for the beautiful Burn Notice by having the absolute most perfect one for his other show.


19th 10 - 2010 | 43 comments »

THE ROGUES GALLERY: Chicago’s First Ever Original Comic Art Gallery

And now, a message from our FAVORITE comic store in all the world, Challengers Comics + Conversation, in Chicago, IL:

“Comic Books are one of the few true American art forms. At Challengers Comics + Conversation we strive to make comic books accessible to everyone; no matter who you are or what you do, there is a comic book out there you will love. We want to help you find it. And with the creation of The Rogues Gallery, we want to show everyone the passion, skill and love that go into the creation of every page of every comic book.

Comic Art is so vibrant and inspiring and even the most die-hard of comic fans almost never get an opportunity to see the true craftsmanship of original art in its natural form. We will bring comic creators from across the globe to exhibit their work in Chicago. We have the space, we have the connections… we need your help in putting it all together.”

Watch the vid and click this link to help with the project!


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Website: http://challengerscomics.com
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16th 10 - 2010 | 44 comments »

My Month of Monster Movies

Let’s get into the spirit, people.  Halloween is coming and I thought I’d pass along some suggestions for films to get you in the mood.  Here are some of the monster movies I’ve been watching this October.  All are recommended!

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And here’s one classic for good measure, just because I came across this great poster.

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